So I just went to Clintons to buy a birthday card for Katie and a leaving card for Jane... I don't go into card shops enough to remember the lay out, so I had to do the wandering round bit. And of course, I came across the Father's Day cards. It's not like I thought 'ooh, have to get one of those'... it was 'shit... never going to buy one of those again'... then as I was leaving the Arndale Centre, who's playing over the pa system? Shania Twain.